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I don’t need a therapist, I need a Game Boy!
When I was in high school, I was in a car accident I luckily walked away from, yet I was still haunted by flashbacks hours later. Turns out this is a symptom of post-traumatic stress disorder, or PTSD....
View ArticleLike killing dogs? Head to Baghdad
If there’s one thing we all love, it’s war reporting. Whether it’s Edward R. Murrow hanging a microphone out his window during the bombing of London or Geraldo Rivera giving away troop positions by...
View ArticleAussie Aussie Aussie Ugh!
Not to get too political, but we here at SG love our troops. We think the world of them; however they’re only fighting a war on one front. They should probably be happy about that, as they might be the...
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Some seriously U.S. wars updates
When it comes to wars, The Guys are starting to overstretch our resources. At last count we’re engaged on four fronts and with some real heavyweights, like robots, every animal in the world,...
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Just add Petraeus
The U.S. Senate voted unanimously to put Gen. David Petraeus in charge of the “war” in Afghanistan. Petraeus will take over duties performed by his former underling, General Stanley McChyrstal. This...
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Bolon Yokte is on the guest list
If you were planning your New Year’s Eve party around not being accountable for anything the next day, then Mayan experts have bad news for you: the Mayan calendar does not predict the end of the...
View ArticleCanada x US: Round 2
In the War of 1812, the world saw the first skirmish between neighbors in North America: the awesome United States of America versus the royal imperialists known as Canada. Despite their devious...
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You Missed It: Beat goes on edition
“Did somebody say celebrity opinion?” At this point, I’m almost certain that Colorado is the worst place to live. I know it’s big and diverse and beautiful and everything, but nature doesn’t want you...
View ArticlePlease don’t throw away grenades
Here in America, we take a lot of things for granted, because we’re a world superpower and we haven’t fought a war on our own soil in like a century. That’s why we generally don’t worry about people...
View ArticleVenezuelan golfers may lead their country to war with Swiss
Things are tense right now in Venezuela, as golf balls could trigger an international incident. Switzerland and Venezuela, natural enemies for as long as anyone can remember, appear to be on the brink...
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When Germany thinks you’re a little racist, damn
Even German right-wing tabloid BILD took a time-out from antisemitism to call British Prime Minister David Cameron a “slacker” for not helping non-white people. The issue of immigration is a...
View ArticleMonkeys, slugs continue attacks on mankind
Things are heating up in the War on Animals, although we have yet to hear from either presidential candidate on the issue. Abroad, it’s something leaders can’t ignore. In Malaysia, a group of monkey...
View ArticlePigeon arrested trying to draw India, Pakistan into war
Pakistan and India aren’t the greatest of friends, in fact, things are quite tense between the two nations. So it should come as no surprise that the animals are taking advantage of this. Indian...
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You Missed It: Silent war edition
Warmongers everywhere. This is the worst time of year for sports. Football is over. Baseball isn’t here yet. It’s the dog days of the hockey season. And basketball sucks. Sure, there’s March Madness to...
View ArticleSave the world, eat a cheeseburger
Often, we think of our animal foes as stupid. When compared to us, they are pretty dumb. However, it seems that each of them has some sort of special gift to offer, aside from tastiness. And when that...
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Take it from Snee: Lightning Round 2
Way back in June, I looked at a number of misconceptions out there and explained why they were wrong. These were brief, yet concise pockets of correctness that should have solved all of the stupid...
View ArticleThe McBournie Minute: Equality and equal treatment are not the same
The other day I heard a commercial on the radio during my morning commute for voteforahange.com, an Obama campaign voter registration and information site. It was basically just a bunch people naming...
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I don’t need a therapist, I need a Game Boy!
When I was in high school, I was in a car accident I luckily walked away from, yet I was still haunted by flashbacks hours later. Turns out this is a symptom of post-traumatic stress disorder, or PTSD....
View ArticleLike killing dogs? Head to Baghdad
If there’s one thing we all love, it’s war reporting. Whether it’s Edward R. Murrow hanging a microphone out his window during the bombing of London or Geraldo Rivera giving away troop positions by...
View ArticleAussie Aussie Aussie Ugh!
Not to get too political, but we here at SG love our troops. We think the world of them; however they’re only fighting a war on one front. They should probably be happy about that, as they might be the...
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